Chatting in the Courtyard with The Not So Perfect Mom – Kim Eastin

Hey BFFs! I’m making a few changes here. They’re good changes. Change is almost always good, right? The first change is the Co-Host routine. No more co-hosting, BUT….I am going to be implementing Chats in the Courtyard! Our first chit-chat comes from Kim over at The Not So Perfect Mom. Give her a warm BFF welcome!

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Hello BFF’s!

I am so excited to be co-hosting with The Mother Freakin’ Princess! Not only do I get to work with The MFP, I get to share my new favorite book, too! You can even enter to win our giveaway for a SIGNED COPY of Dark Star, by Bethany Frenette.

I recently read Dark Star, and fell in love. I’m a huge fan of fantasy fiction…vampires, shape-shifters, dragons, magic, the supernatural stuff… But I’ve been looking for something new and fun, and an easy read. When my friend’s mom lent me a copy of Dark Star, I was giddy to discover that I may have just found my new favorite author.

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Purchase Dark Star on Amazon!

Dark Star is labeled as a Young Adult book, but unlike other books and series I’ve read from that genre, I found that it held my interest without being too full of teeny-bopper angst. I found myself actually laughing out loud at some of the dialogue. I’m a pretty big smart aleck, so Audrey’s wit just killed me.

Part of what I thought was cool about this book was the fact that it takes place in Minneapolis. As a lifelong Minnesota resident, it was fun to read about the characters being in places I’ve heard of and been to. The author grew up in Minnesota, so I think that’s why she chose the Twin Cities (Minneapolis and St. Paul) as the setting.

To be honest, my favorite character was NOT the main character (although I loved Audrey). I adored Gideon, Audrey’s best friend and confidante. Their easy banter and open acceptance of one another reminds me of MY best friend and me.

Here’s a look into the story…

Audrey Whitticomb has nothing to fear. Her mother is the superhero Morning Star, the most deadly crime-fighter in the Twin Cities, so it’s hard for Audrey not to feel safe. That is, until she’s lured into the sweet night air by something human and not human—something with talons and teeth, and a wide, scarlet smile.

Now Audrey knows the truth: her mom doesn’t fight crime at night. She fights Harrowers—livid, merciless beings who were trapped Beneath eons ago. Yet some have managed to escape. And they want Audrey dead, just because of who she is: one of the Kin.

To survive, Audrey will need to sharpen the powers she has always had. When she gets close to someone, dark corners of the person’s memories become her own, and she sometimes even glimpses the future. If Audrey could only get close to Patrick Tigue, a powerful Harrower masquerading as human, she could use her Knowing to discover the Harrowers’ next move. But Leon, her mother’s bossy, infuriatingly attractive sidekick, has other ideas. Lately, he won’t let Audrey out of his sight.

When an unthinkable betrayal puts Minneapolis in terrible danger, Audrey discovers a wild, untamed power within herself. It may be the key to saving her herself, her family, and her city. Or it may be the force that destroys everything—and everyone—she loves.

Bethany Frenette

Author Bethany Frenette

I had a chance to do a short Q & A with the author for this post, and this is what she had to say:

I understand that you started writing at a very young age. What was your first piece?

Bethany:  I’ve been writing as long as I can remember — my mom still has this tiny “book” I made when I was about four, called The Cat Book — and I spent most of my childhood making up stories, usually about animals.  The first project of any length that I finished, however, was a fantasy novel I wrote when I was thirteen.  It was fabulously titled “Novel.”  I still have a copy of it on my computer.  It’s 96,000 words, which is kind of scary, now that I think about it.

Audrey’s relationship with her mother seems to be an integral part of this story. How did your own family influence your writing, and the creation of these characters?

Bethany:  I’m very close with my own mother, so I’m certain that had some effect on the novel — I think it was just natural for me to write a close mother/daughter relationship.  Audrey is an only child, however, which is very different from my own family.  Sometimes I feel sorry for her, since she doesn’t have sisters like I do!  (I think Gideon’s family is actually much closer to my own — some of his stories were inspired by my own childhood.)

Most importantly, if you woke up with a superpower of your own, what would you want it to be?

Bethany:  I usually answer “flying” to this question — but as we are currently in the middle of another freezing Minnesota winter, I think at the moment I’d have to go with teleportation.  I’d really love to be able to get around the Cities and visit my family without -20F windchills!

If you want to read an excerpt from the book, you can find it on her site: www.bethanyfrenette.com. You can also find Bethany on Twitter and here’s a link to Bethany’s Facebook Fan Club

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Kim Eastin

Kim is a Social Media Consultant and child care provider. When she’s not chasing little ones, procrastinating laundry, or trying to find time to pee by herself, she writes as The Not So Perfect Mom. She is also a chronic Facebooker and is a delinquent Tweeter.

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I bike each day for ten minutes and I feel like a loser.

Things are difficult for me right now. I’m over 90 days past my ankle fusion surgery and I guess I had expected my ankle to hurt less and that I’d have more mobility. I don’t. I hurt just as much as before surgery, actually…I hurt MORE than I did before I had the surgery.

I had expectations of being able to start working out by now. If you remember, I wanted to do a ‘modified’ P90X Challenge. I tried the workouts a few times and I found out that I’m just not far enough along in my recovery for it yet.

<I was going to insert a small clip of me trying one of the P90X routines here, but no one really wants to see a fat girl workout. Plus, I totally broke down and cried while I was taping my workout. YUCK!>

I had to scale way back and that doesn’t make me happy. go big or go homeBeing one of those people who go big or do nothing, I’m not used to “get on the stationary bike for ten minutes” a day.

I don’t want to struggle to get my shoes on, crutch over to the bike, heave myself onto the bike, and set up a timer for *just* ten minutes. If I’m going to go through all that trouble, I’d like to make it count. Go big or go home, right? And are those ten, little, minutes really going to make a difference? Sometimes I don’t feel like it will.

Today, BFF, Ursula, posted this amazing video of two brothers who are competing together. Connor races with his brother, Cayden, who has cerebral palsy.

Now all I can think of is, “Sure, it’s a pain in the ass for me to get up on that bike and ride for ten minutes, but at least I can pedal. I might not be able to walk yet, and I sure as hell can’t ride an actual bike, but I CAN USE THE TOOLS AVAILABLE TO ME TO HELP ME MOVE.”

I can do that.

For myself and for other people out there like Cayden. I can get up, put my shoes on, use my crutches to get to my bike, heave myself on that fucking bike, and pedal.

I can pedal. I can pedal for ten¹ minutes.

How about you? Can YOU move for 10 minutes today? I’m asking you to take a 10 minute walk (or even a jog/run) for me. I can’t do it, yet. Will you do it ‘for’ me?

~The MFP

¹Well, today I actually pedaled for fifteen minutes. I’m such an over-achiever.

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I’m a total failure.

I’ve been posting all over the internet about how I was going to start a modified version of P90X. Well, I tried a day or two and after all the modifications I had to do, I gave up. P90X

I felt the way that I would need to modify the workouts wouldn’t get me to where I want to be. I’m sure there are people out there who get P90X to work for them when they’re recovering from injuries, or surgery, like myself, but it just wasn’t happening for me.

I felt like a loser. I mean all my friends and internet BFFs are wondering how it’s going. Um…it’s not.

I am not *currently* doing P90X.

There, I said it out loud.

I feel better now. I can take a deep breath and move on.

That’s right, I’m moving on. If you know much about me, you know that I’m not a quitter. I keep on trying. They say I can’t run, guess what? I kept trying and eventually I ran. Well, I’m not quitting my weight loss journey either.

slim-in-6I’m back at it. I’ve been eating whole foods – mostly from Tier 1 & 2 of Michi’s Ladder¹ and I’ve looked over the Slim in 6 workout DVDs. Guess what? THAT is a workout system that I can modify with where I’m at RIGHT NOW.

So wish me good luck, because Slim in 6² starts tomorrow!

~The MFP

¹This is one of the things that I really like about Team Beachbody. They don’t hide their formula to lose weight. You can get it for FREE. Guess what? Would you like a FREE coach to help you with your goals? I DO THAT!!!! Just sign up for your free Team Beachbody account and list me as your coach. You can find me by: Screen name: InizioFitness or Email: princess@themfp.com

April Shakeology Challenge 2013

²I’m even Co-Coaching a Shakeology Challenge group that starts April 1st. Send me an email if you’re interested in learning more: princess@themfp.com

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I met Mr. Celebrity and had a Genius fix my phone. Oh, and I got lost at the Mall of America.

Well, I used to NOT end up parking opposite side to shopat the wrong end of the Mall of America, but my iPhone decided to break and I couldn’t ask Siri where to park. Getting my iPhone fixed was the only reason I went to the mall today. I’m still doing that ‘recover from ankle fusion, hurts to walk, I just want to lay on the couch, and cry’ thing.

I tried to remember where the Apple store was by memory, but I hardly go to M.O.A. I ended up on the West side, third floor. I located a directory and looked up the Apple store. *sigh* The Apple store is E300. It’s on the EAST side of the Mall of America and I’m on the West side.

Damn it. I parked on the wrong side.

I took an elevator down to the first floor so I could hobble my way through Nickelodeon Universe, taking a “shortcut” to the East side. When I finally got to the East side, I took an elevator to the third floor. I scanned around, looking for the Apple store. I couldn’t see it, so I hobbled to another directory.

Um…

The store E300 isn’t the Apple store. It’s the AT&T store. OMGosh…I walked all the way across the Mall for nothing. The Apple store is actually S132. I wanted to cry, but instead I took an elevator down to level one and hobbled over to where the Apple store is actually located.

I never really know what to do when I go to the Apple store, so I just kinda wondered around until I caught one of the employee’s eye. I let them know that I had a phone that was broken and he sent me to some guy that was “checking people in” on an iPad.

iPad Guy: Hello. Do you have an appointment?

Me: Um. No? [I need an appointment? What the hell?¹]

iPad Guy: Okay, what seems to be the problem?

Me: Well, my iPhone isn’t taking a charge.

iPad Guy: Our service team is in a meeting right now. You said that you don’t have an appointment?

Me: Right. My iPhone isn’t working.

iPad Guy: We recommend calling ahead and getting an appointment.

Me: Um. Okay, but my iPhone isn’t working.

iPad Guy: OH, YOU’RE THE MOTHER FREAKIN’ PRINCESS?!?!? WE CAN GET YOU IN A.S.A.P.! I’M SO SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT. WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF WINE OR A FREE iPAD WHILE YOU WAIT? It’s almost 3:30 and it looks like we can get you in around 4:00. Did you want that appointment? 

ME: Sure.

iPad Guy: Okay, you can just go ahead and shop until your appointment.

Wine. And FREE iPads. That's what this place needs.

Wine. And FREE iPads. That’s what this place needs.

Me: Um. No. I’ll just sit right here. [I pulled myself up to the Genius Bar. They're not offering wine or free iPads. ]

I waited for what felt like forever and since I didn’t have my iPhone to keep me occupied, I had to people watch. The gal on the left of me was getting ready for a big presentation. She had it all ready and was getting help, from one of the Geniuses, on the final touches. She ended up buying a remote for her Mac. I sat there and daydreamed about doing a presentation with *my* Mac – including using a remote. How cool would that be?!?!

Another Genius was helping the guy to the right of me install a new hard drive. It was taking them for-ev-er, but at least while it was installing I got to look over and take a peek at his computer screen. He was telling the Genius that someone in the store “knew” him. That made me even more interested in spying on Mr. Celebrity’s computer – not for passwords or anything, I’m not criminal! A bit later Mr. Celebrity asked me if I’d watch his stuff for him.

Me: SURE, I’D LOVE TO CHECK OUT YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND HASHTAG YOU ON TWITTER! Oh, sure. That’s fine.

When Mr. Celebrity was in the bathroom, and I was diligently watching his stuff, a mom and two daughters came up to the Genius Bar. There weren’t enough stools open for them, so I moved Mr. Celebrity’s jacket and bag off a stool and slid his computer over closer to me. The mom and daughters were very thankful.

Mr. Celebrity came out of the bathroom and I awkwardly told him why I moved his stuff. He mumbled something like, “It’s closer to you.” I ignored him and waited patiently for my Genius to get out of his meeting.

My Genius finally came out and started to help me. *whew* It was getting weird sitting there without my iPhone or anything else to keep me connected to other people.

As my Genius was getting a new phone ready for me, I happened to glance at Mr. Celebrity’s computer screen and saw his Facebook page: BFFs, go check him out and say, “HOLLA from The MFP!” (Also, maybe let him know I’m not really a creepy stalker, but just a fun princess who loves glitter, unicorns, wine, vodka, YOU, and my husband.)

Oh, and here’s his Twitter account if you Tweet: Orny Adams

There’s a lesson here….

I’m not exactly sure what it is.

~The MFP

¹At this point of my blog, my sissy’s probably laughing at me, or rolling her eyes, or thinking something like, “What the hell? This is 2013. You need an appointment for EVERYTHING!” Um…right. I know that.

 

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Better clean up, company’s coming? No.

I’m noticing a theme:


I had the whole “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall” post where I came to grips with the fact that *I* love having pink hair, not because it makes me different, but because it makes me happy.

Then I posted about how, I feel like, I’m pretty much a selfish asshole, because it’s hard for me to put myself, and my family, before others.

Well, the other week we got kitchen caddyone of those ‘on top of the counter utensil caddies’ because apparently I have an weird crazy insane OCD pretty much normal obsession with kitchen utensils and I don’t have enough drawers in my tiny kitchen to keep them all in.

The kids figured this new caddy was a dumping ground for every utensil I own.

Um…no. I don’t have enough drawer space for my utensils, you certainly can’t fit them all in a tiny ‘on the countertop caddy’, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!

I had to teach the kids which untensils would go in the caddy and which one would go in the drawer:

#1. If the utensil is so small that it will not “peek” over the edge of the caddy, it automatically goes in the drawer.

#2. If we hardly ever use it, keep it in the drawer. Example; potato masher

#3. Don’t put the UGLY utensils in the “on top of the counter utensil caddy”, because if we have company, our guest wouldn’t want to look at those ugly utensils.

WAIT, WHAT?!?!?

Um….that isn’t really true.

It’s not that my guests won’t want to see semi-ugly utensils in my “on top the counter utensil caddy”, it’s that I DON’T WANT TO SEE MY UGLY UTENSILS.

ME!

Wow….

I guess it’s not all about ‘guests’ and ‘other people’, it’s about me.

My life is about me.

Okay…

~The MFP

Last week, I stumbled upon the book Madly in Love with Me. I’ve only read a couple pages, but have you ever felt like a book (or something else) crossed your path, at just the most *perfect* time? Yeah…I’ll be starting a book club and this book is the first on the list. Want to be in my book club? Email me: princess@themfp.com

 

 

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