Tales of a modern day princess living in suburbia; where tutus, tiaras, and brightly colored hair don’t *exactly* fit in.

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Close enough is good enough for me.

Well, I made 16 out of the 30 posts for that whole Blog Once a Day for a Month thing. I felt bad about not making my goal for about 48 seconds. Then I thought about how I had spent my time the last few days: working, hanging out with friends, reading, watching movies with […]

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Sparkle: A book I’m reading but haven’t finished yet.

A while ago, I picked up the book “Sparkle: A girl’s guide to living a deliciously dazzling, wildly effervescent, kick-ass life.” by Cara Alwill Leyba. For what ever reason, I never even opened the book after Amazon delivered it. It just sat on the bookshelf, hiding until it caught my eye yesterday while I was dusting. […]

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What you might’ve missed because you were too busy deer hunting or praying for Paris…

I wish I had something to say that would give us all comfort after what’s happened in Paris, but all I have to say is: Look out for each other. Looking out for each other can mean a lot of things though. It can mean supporting your friends’ direct sales businesses instead of the Big […]

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You don’t always need a self-help guru, sometimes you just need the cashier at your local grocery store.

Last night I ended up running to the grocery store around 10:00. I only needed two things: a case of Red Bull & some spinach artichoke cheese dip. (Don’t judge, remember? We’re practicing acceptance.) Usually when I only have a couple things I’ll hit the self-check out and it’s super fast. Unfortunately my local store shuts […]

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Black Friday – We need to have a chat.

Alright BFFs, let’s remember that this is a place of acceptance. I need you to take a deep breath and when you read the next sentence you have to *pinky promise* to still love me. I LOVE Black Friday. #TrueStory The deals. The crowds. The over-stimulated senses. THE CRAZINESS! I freakin’ love it all. Even […]

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