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What you might’ve missed because you were too busy deer hunting or praying for Paris…

I wish I had something to say that would give us all comfort after what’s happened in Paris, but all I have to say is: Look out for each other. Looking out for each other can mean a lot of things though. It can mean supporting your friends’ direct sales businesses instead of the Big […]

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You don’t always need a self-help guru, sometimes you just need the cashier at your local grocery store.

Last night I ended up running to the grocery store around 10:00. I only needed two things: a case of Red Bull & some spinach artichoke cheese dip. (Don’t judge, remember? We’re practicing acceptance.) Usually when I only have a couple things I’ll hit the self-check out and it’s super fast. Unfortunately my local store shuts […]

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Black Friday – We need to have a chat.

Alright BFFs, let’s remember that this is a place of acceptance. I need you to take a deep breath and when you read the next sentence you have to *pinky promise* to still love me. I LOVE Black Friday. #TrueStory The deals. The crowds. The over-stimulated senses. THE CRAZINESS! I freakin’ love it all. Even […]

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How’s this for a Throw Back Thursday?

I’m feeling a little bad that so far most of my blog every day for the month of November (or NaBloPoMo as BlogHer likes to call it) has been kinda gloomy. I mean, no one wants to come here every day for a month and listen to me whine….oh, my shoulder…oh, I’m fucking exhausted…oh, I […]

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The MFP’s Perfectly Posh Give-Away!

Okay BFFs, here it is! Yesterday I told you how making people feel good makes me feel good? Well, here is a give-away for a few of my favorite Perfectly Posh items: 1 Packet of Mermaid Mix Bath Salts: Oh…this little pouch is like heaven. I don’t know if you’re a bath taking type¹ or […]

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