When I was younger I was a little compulsive about things. Okay, I’m still compulsive about a few things…but I was *really* compulsive about toilet paper.
Not only was I particular about what kind of toilet paper I used (and Charmin Basic…is NOT the same thing as Charmin Ultra) but I was really picky about how the toilet paper was put on. You know the whole ‘under’ or ‘over’ argument? I was an ‘over the top’ person.
I was so OCD about the ‘over the top’ thing that if I was at someone’s house and the toilet paper was on ‘wrong’ I’d fix it for them. I know, I know…totally freaky.
Fast forward to me now:
I have three kids and a dog who likes to unroll the toilet paper. My only hope is that there’s more then one square left on the roll.