Monthly Archives: February 2012

If at first, you don’t succeed in lighting yourself on fire with your hair dryer…

Scrap the rest of the day and make a funny video with your kids. It’s guaranteed to take your mind off the singed smell of your hair AND make you forget about all your problems: Have you ever lit your hair on … Continue reading

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What you might have missed because you were busy mocking Angelina Jolie’s appearance at The Oscars…

Oh, The Oscars…I didn’t watch. I’ve never been ‘into’ The Oscars, The Grammys, The Emmys, The Golden Globes, The People’s Choice Awards, or any other sort of Hollywood type shin-dig. Maybe I would be more interested if I was famous? … Continue reading

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Lost and Not Found

The Brainiac is having a hard time. It’s been about four months since The Social Guy moved out, and while I don’t feel the details are mine to tell, it wasn’t a pretty move. The four of us left at … Continue reading

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The Royal Puppy – Could also be titled: The Royal Pain in my Ass

News Flash: My dog, Bailey the Bendy Dog, has a Facebook page. Okay, it’s not a news flash or even a surprise since I was the one who set it up for her. Here’s the thing. I NEVER check her … Continue reading

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Now you’ve done it…you’ve pissed off a princess.

I don’t know if you like or hate (or even know about) the new LEGO line: LEGO Friends But I’m gonna let you know how I feel about it, because this is my blog and that’s what I get to … Continue reading

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