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Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips
I’m a procrastinator. It’s true. I mean why plan a Halloween costume weeks in advance when I can be inspired just a week before the ‘big day’? Then I waste spend several days bummed that I can’t get THE t-shirt I need for … Continue reading
You’re Never Too Old For a Bit of Sex Ed
A recent conversation between Nathan and I goes a little like this: Me: I got different toilet paper again…blah blah blah…my libia…blah blah blah…WAIT! OMG! I never knew I had a whole tiny country¹ down my pants! Nathan: Um…I don’t … Continue reading
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Tagged labia, libia, Libya, Natron5000, sex ed, what ever
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Happiness Hump Day 10/25/11
We’ve kinda started a new tradition in our house. We go out to the local Mexican restaurant for Happy Hour once a week for 1/2 priced nachos and a couple drinks. It’s cheap. It’s easy. We bring the kids….wait…WHAT!?!?? Yep, we’ve been … Continue reading
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Tagged Date Night, Half Priced Nachos, Happiness Hump Day, Happy Hour, Hump Day
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Don’t Hate Me for Losing Weight
I don’t know how to say this right, but I don’t care if you are fat or skinny. I don’t care if you run marathons, mountain bike race, or sit your ass on the couch all day. I don’t even … Continue reading
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Tagged diet, dieting, gym, sexy vamp costume, worlds best diet, worlds worst diet
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Happiness Hump Day 10/19/11
My husband, Nathan, is really funny (as in laugh-so-hard-I-pissed-my-pants-and-my-drink-came-out-of-my-nose funny) and he’s very inappropriate. He’s likely to tell you that your one year old dog is going to die soon and he makes odd jokes at parties. I think he has … Continue reading
